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yokomeso
Born and raised in a village near the border of Chile, I grew in a chili field where my own chili became the prize of the town. One day the folks of the town decided to cook my Chile, but it was too large to fit in any of the stew pots, so I ran away: XD

ALex Andrade @yokomeso

Age 33, Male

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Y u axe?

Pella, IA

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NG CHAT is lame--- NOT!

Posted by yokomeso - November 30th, 2008


aod420247: well, killer can decompile flash
chicletin: its works?
aod420247: his trainer does work
Yooo its Zam: sooooo considering im a 13 year old pre puberty voice im only voice acting kids lmao
Yooo its Zam: no i got a tablet
infernocpf: PENIS COCK WANK s*** f***!
im-a-goth-girl: hay
chicletin: m.... wokrs a lot
infernocpf: HOWS UR ARSE?
aod420247: ban stick?
infernocpf: BETTER THEN ANN FRANK!
Yooo its Zam: lmaoooo
tits: tits
vf: ban hammer!!
infernocpf: =D
Spitz3r: Are there mods?
aod420247: lol
Remedt: Idiots
infernocpf: im not spamming
aod420247: yes....thats why i am bolded
Remedt: ALL YOU f*** OFF
aod420247: i know your not
infernocpf: im quoting
aod420247: i am not a nazi mod lol
yokomeso: i have a coupon!
infernocpf: nazi mods....are .....nazis
aod420247: remedt stop it
im-a-goth-girl: me to
vf: yay no poozy
aod420247: no poozy lol
infernocpf: poozy rules!
aod420247: not yet at least
chicletin: not mod too
Yooo its Zam: ....
yokomeso: i get one free carrot for every crow i kill ^^
Spitz3r: who here actually animates?
Spitz3r: or are all of you trolls?
vf: if poozy mods in here im leavin lol
aod420247: not me i such with flash
infernocpf: he banned me, so i endded up pulling my snes down i got over 500 pounds worth of games thanks to him
Yooo its Zam: SO I NEED 5 ppls that can voice act for adfultsss
aod420247: suck*
yokomeso: i make muzsiks
aod420247: lol
aod420247: yooo, i am 26...i can do it lol
yokomeso: and i torcher santa clause
infernocpf: im-a-goth-girl
Yooo its Zam: lmao
aod420247: i make instrumentals with acid pro
infernocpf: ur not really a goth girl are you
vf: hey im 26 are u copyin me?
Yooo its Zam: ...
aod420247: nah, not copying, i am acxtualy 25, 26 in january lol
yokomeso: i threw santa into a pile of pikes in a volcanoe made of bullets
infernocpf: im 17!
vf: im27 in may yay
infernocpf: yaya! (this song rules! 8662)
Yooo its Zam: damn im youngest here o.o
aod420247: i dont like getting old tho so im not all like yay lol
yokomeso: BURN SANTA, I HOPE UR BEARD IS BURNT TO A CRISP!
aod420247: 8662 is funny
aod420247: i heard it last night
vf: i have two birthdays so i never age really lol
aod420247: what?
infernocpf: ?!
im-a-goth-girl: im-a-goth-girl
vf: i have 2 birth certificates
infernocpf: burn one
aod420247: i have notice3d that the music stops playing on its own after a while
aod420247: why 2 births?
infernocpf: =D
Yooo its Zam: are u illegal here lmao
vf: one for the 17 of may anf one for the 18
aod420247: what how and why?
infernocpf: im llegal in england!!!! and im big in japan!!!
infernocpf: ^_^
Yooo its Zam: vf is an illegal alien!!!
aod420247: o well
aod420247: my mo and das both work for ins/ice lol
vf: the nurse screwed up on one and made the real one and my parents kept both
aod420247: mom and dad
yokomeso: 136243
aod420247: nice vf
yokomeso: LISTEN TO DAT SONG!
aod420247: so did you get two socials too? now that would be kick ass
infernocpf: k
yokomeso: it is jazzy and saweet
vf: lol no
aod420247: i bet you could though right?
aod420247: or is one voided ro something
infernocpf: 157580 ----LOL
vf: but my records arec so confusing i an literally be 2 people but the samre
aod420247: lol
DarrienRevived: Well.
yokomeso: mouthful of raw chuc huu
Yooo its Zam: f***
im-a-goth-girl: lhflujyhflujygfldfyhglifglikfghfkghrut ye;roujfrjgvhadbrl;fvuirefgheariughaer iugayherliugaerliugrhfldijghdighiuhg
DarrienRevived: That's quite inappropriate.
aod420247: ......
Yooo its Zam: annyone wanna trade dogs lmao
DarrienRevived: Hi, aod.
vf: i cant wait for those potions u can drink that can make u turn back your age
im-a-goth-girl: hay
elf: p
vf: idont wanna be old and wrinkly yuck
aod420247: hi
yokomeso: ill trad u an old car for ur dog
DarrienRevived: So, im-a-goth-girl, are you actually a goth girl?
im-a-goth-girl: bye
Yooo its Zam: if you wanna voice for mah flash in bout 2 weeks gimme the heads up
vf: lol i think she was a he
yokomeso: im-a-goth-girl is an old hairy pervert looking for a good fap
DarrienRevived: I'm game.
Yooo its Zam: DUDE!
DarrienRevived: Me?
Yooo its Zam: yoko wut 40 year old men do is there business
xAxOxDx: no
im-a-goth-girl: im playing sims2
xAxOxDx: NO FAPPING LOL
vf: woah another mod!!
DarrienRevived: Aod has gone through an upgrade!
xAxOxDx: i have every thing for sims 2..i love torrents lol
yokomeso: 40 years is too old to dew it with older women, so tthey go for younger ppls
vf: lol
DarrienRevived: Congrats, AOD.
Gloryhawk: :D
xAxOxDx: lol
Yooo its Zam: wutds does "AOD" stand for anyways?
im-a-goth-girl: i got 999999 money
NO: 868 guys
xAxOxDx: i was in a quake deathmatch clan back in like 96..
xAxOxDx: we called ourselves the angels of death...
vf: coool
xAxOxDx: i have had this username on aol since 93.
yokomeso: Asses Opening DIck
Yooo its Zam: what... the...f***?!?!?!?!?
xAxOxDx: aol 1.6 for dos.
DarrienRevived: Hmm.
Gloryhawk: :D
Yooo its Zam: duck
vf: i kicked ass in quake
yokomeso: s***
vf: noone could beat me
xAxOxDx: yeah me tooo...i still play lol
xAxOxDx: that and q3a
Yooo its Zam: ...
xAxOxDx: vogon hq anarchy on q3a id my fave
im-a-goth-girl: f***
Panda: OMG R U GUYS BOTS?
Yooo its Zam: did i smoke some bad weed?
xAxOxDx: no nots!
NO: YARS
Panda: :O
xAxOxDx: bots*
vf: yes we are rowbotts
NO: OF COARSE
Yooo its Zam: lmao
NO: STOOPID
DarrienRevived: Having bot sex actually, every hour, on the hour.
Yooo its Zam: G-bot is g-spot
Panda: D:
NO: No I'm just kidding. So SORRY.
DarrienRevived: I'm not, though.
vf: lol
NO: I'm SORY.
Yooo its Zam: wtf
xAxOxDx: wtf?
futy: ok this is
vf: i dunno i missed it
xAxOxDx: i will say i am surpised this didnt get more attention
NO: What's wtf?
nmhmn: th
DarrienRevived: I'm going to need participants i.e. females and hermies only.
xAxOxDx: what the fucc
nmhmn: thfghfggfhfgfghfg
NO: I know what it means...
yokomeso: JESUS my chakra is low
xAxOxDx: lol
NO: I mean why is everybody saying it.
xAxOxDx: idk
Yooo its Zam: ¦ [
Panda: R U TEH MOD?
yokomeso: i must rub harder enable to increase it
NO: YARS
Mattster092: Hey peeple
xAxOxDx: yez i am ze mod
NO: lol 166994 wind waker
DarrienRevived: Yoko has the idea.
Mattster092: Mods are in bold.
Cockdick: n***** n***** f*** cocks
Yooo its Zam: i got a song!!
DarrienRevived: Cockdick does not.
xAxOxDx: .....
yokomeso: ze is my dads name u whore
Yooo its Zam: LISTEN TO MY SONG
Cockdick: african americans
yokomeso: I WANT MY FATHERS NAME BACK!
Panda: I found apokemon song! :D
xAxOxDx: well, ze is how i type russian for the lol
OurTimeIsNow: pokemon is the s*** ! xD
xAxOxDx: so you can thave it
Nane: crap
mduo: hello peasants
im-a-goth-girl: madness interactive
NO: 46335 greensleeves
xAxOxDx: your one of the peasents
Yooo its Zam: Safe sex is great sex so u better were the latex or u'll get the late text
yokomeso: HAHE, my dad is a joke lawls
Sweet Violet: hello
NO: nice
RicktheRaper: mmmm
Mattster092: so how exactly do u mod?
Panda: i dun get it
im-a-goth-girl: bye
Mattster092: Is there a special pannel?
Yooo its Zam: THAT WAS MY SONG
xAxOxDx: i dont lol
yokomeso: 8=============D
Panda: text message?
mduo: your dad is a joke
DarrienRevived: Sweet Violet, you sound like you could be an attractive female.
OurTimeIsNow: sure does
RicktheRaper: i like little girls too!
xAxOxDx: j/k... nah i just have acess to some extra crap
yokomeso: masive penis attack mduo!!
RicktheRaper: :O
Panda: mudkip
Yooo its Zam: C=======3
mduo: yokomeso takes it up the bumb
yokomeso: 8=====================================
======D
Nane: Pedobear is near, i 've a feeling
Dungeonkirby: GRan pene ataca a mduo
Mattster092: o
DarrienRevived: I would like confirmation of Violet's hotness pl0x.
xAxOxDx: ass fuccing?
OurTimeIsNow: is nice
im-a-goth-girl: im going to wal-mart
yokomeso: i kill pandas
DarrienRevived: Ew.
mduo: walmart rules!
OurTimeIsNow: have fun
RicktheRaper: fxckyehs
Panda: WHY?
mduo: i never buy anything from them though
Alix1: hey guys!
Nane: Pedobear se coge a Gungeonkirby
mduo: its a store full of free stuff!
xAxOxDx: walmart pregnancy test?
yokomeso: cause they r scaery as hell
Alix1: lol
Panda: RAR!
DarrienRevived: Amen to that.
Yooo its Zam: ok
xAxOxDx: and yes mrduo you are right
OurTimeIsNow: what? your preganent ?
yokomeso: and they smell like old clay and rice
Júlliice: 159308 hahaha
RicktheRaper: ha that would just be a popsicle stick with an advertisment on it
xAxOxDx: thats what the garden center is for lol
im-a-goth-girl: im going to buy candy
yokomeso: BOOM, *the sound of a shotgun killing a PANDA*
mduo: haha yea
mduo: garden center ftw
xAxOxDx: lol
yokomeso: if by candy u mean dick...
im-a-goth-girl: mnm,n.,mn.m,nmnmmmn,mmmnmmm
RicktheRaper: lol
vf: ok im back
xAxOxDx: laptop boxes fit thru those bars nicely
mduo: wow 159308 is annoying
xAxOxDx: especailly when you have employess on the inside lol
RicktheRaper: fukyermum
mduo: lucky! they dont give us those boxes :(
OurTimeIsNow: haha
vf: had ta get a drink i was dyin if thirst and a headache
xAxOxDx: what?!?!?!??!?
mduo: ah i see, then yea that works
im-a-goth-girl: nmnmnmn,m,mmm,mmnmmnmn,mnm
DarrienRevived: I think Goth Girl is sucking on a fat one.
yokomeso: oh man, u hear that, i am getting layed!
vf: lmao
xAxOxDx: thats where i got my sony external dvd dual layer drive from too lol
DarrienRevived: I think that I should be next.
im-a-goth-girl: im a boy
Alix1: lol
DarrienRevived: No, you're not.
yokomeso: i know ^^
OurTimeIsNow: doesnt matter
DarrienRevived: Leave me to my ignorance.
vf: lol i knew it
mduo: best stuff is when your friend's dad is a manager and the friend gives you the ipod case key >
im-a-goth-girl: hey
Yooo its Zam: PM ME IF U HAVE A DEEP VOICE AANYONE WHO WILL VOICE ACT FOR MY FLASH IN TWO WEEKS PM "llomasboy" TO SIGN UP (i need a few deep voiced ppl and a few female voices)
xAxOxDx: LOL
yokomeso: they all fel the same, cyber sex always is gay
xAxOxDx: NICE!
OurTimeIsNow: i thought it was alrite
Alix1: i have an anouncers voice
yokomeso: mduo.... ur more like AWESOMDUO!
moot: moot here
RicktheRaper: im a BIG boy
vf: gay it is cyber sex you must not hate you the force will
mduo: yokomeso sucks giant floppy donkey dick
RicktheRaper: ;-]
mduo: can i say that? haha
Yooo its Zam: hmmmm i doo need a narrator
xAxOxDx: ill make you a mod if you mail me an ipod video lol
DarrienRevived: Cyber sex is awesome when you can follow up with real sex.
yokomeso: s*** f*** cum s*** gay fauck
mduo: hahaha
OurTimeIsNow: lmfao
vf: hey 148409 woohooo nirvana!
xAxOxDx: =)
moot: anyone here bout /b/ reaching 100M posts?
mduo: i have an itouch laying next to me
RicktheRaper: yeah 159308 hurts my head
NO: me
DarrienRevived: That sounds hot.
yokomeso: 00001 is an awesome song
OurTimeIsNow: wtf are these songs ?
yokomeso: 107174
xAxOxDx: i had in iphone 2g, i sold it for my comp i am on...i sold it to buy my cdq extreme proc
OurTimeIsNow: theyre gay
yokomeso: these are audio portal songs!
mduo: nice, i just have a regular dell laptop im on now
yokomeso: straight from the ass of tom Fulp
NO: who was post 100m?
xAxOxDx: oh cool
vf: i love nirvana even if they are old
moot: i just raped all your moms
RicktheRaper: 110159
xAxOxDx: no mom raping lol
Acoma: Wow vf is still here.
DarrienRevived: I wonder; does NG produce these tracks onto CD?
mduo: though one of the employees at wallyworld is slightly special, so he gives you the box of stuff if you ask him for it
OurTimeIsNow: rape the bitch
vf: of course i am
yokomeso: f u moot, im gonna rape u so hard, ur asshole will be the size of a car tire
xAxOxDx: i dont think so, darren
vf: ive been here for like 6 hours
xAxOxDx: LOL duo
RicktheRaper: 29299 hahha thats pointles
PuebloBoy: Hi
mduo: hey xAxOxD does yours have really high security?
Acoma: 6 hours straight
RicktheRaper: BLUDDERBLLODDERBLADDERR BLEE
Yooo its Zam: PM ME IF U HAVE A DEEP VOICE AANYONE WHO WILL VOICE ACT FOR MY FLASH IN TWO WEEKS PM "llomasboy" TO SIGN UP (i need a few deep voiced ppl and a few female voices)
vf: somethin like that
xAxOxDx: HELL NO they dont even have an lp person atm
Jamesd: alright
vf: im bored outta my skull
moot: you can't raep me
xAxOxDx: he fgot fired last week
mduo: really? wow your lucky then too
DarrienRevived: Hey, Zam, I think I might want to try out for that.
Yooo its Zam: pm me
moot: IM UNRAPEABLE
OurTimeIsNow: your cool
Jamesd: confused
mduo: all the surrounding walmarts in my area have security and catch people doing stuff all the time
Acoma: Watched 75of Napoleon Dynamite on comedy central =(
xAxOxDx: yeah, but here in denver where i am at, i have aces to atleast three walmarts with in a 15 mile radius
DarrienRevived: I'm going to have to buy a suitable mic first.
RicktheRaper: i could change that
Yooo its Zam: llomasboy
Acoma: 75 percent that is
yokomeso: i can 2 rape u. if i try hard enough and beleive inmy self i can rape u. plus u cant run when ur dead
xAxOxDx: i have a suitable mic
Acoma: SuttBex not included.
mduo: wow, i have access to technically 3, but i dont want to drive that far
DarrienRevived: Can I use it for my mouth, AOD?
mduo: im in the middle of iowa
xAxOxDx: a shure ribbon mic for 1966...the saound out of it is amazing
moot: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
mduo: cccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
xAxOxDx: from*
yokomeso: LALWLALWLALWLALWLALWLLALWLALWLALWLALWL A
d: hey
DarrienRevived: Well.
vf: i cant go nowhere right now anyway my cars out
Acoma: Lawlrus?
yokomeso: wat u wanbt d
Yooo its Zam: last time
d: Hello?
moot: 85046 is agood song
Acoma: What did you do to your car?
yokomeso: who's thar?
mduo: im going to sign off now and go play left 4 dead!
Yooo its Zam: vPM ME IF U HAVE A DEEP VOICE AANYONE WHO WILL VOICE ACT FOR MY FLASH IN TWO WEEKS PM "llomasboy" TO SIGN UP (i need a few deep voiced ppl and a few female voices)
OurTimeIsNow: what ?
d: Im here
PuebloBoy: Anybody making flash games?
xAxOxDx: my car ahs expired out of state plates on it lol, i cant drive it.
OurTimeIsNow: this is bulls***
moot: 555 if you owna fleshlight
mduo: haha nice job
xAxOxDx: my friend from nm gave it to me.
d: 555555
yokomeso: gawd dam it.... i though it was a dead panda
vf: i would take the bus but it dont run on sundays
Acoma: What kind of car is it?
mduo: good bye alex and others
d: hello
DarrienRevived: 6969 if someone wishes to give me a sanitized fleshlight.
xAxOxDx: i just gotta get it registered..92 izusu rodeo 4wd
fxckyehs: gooo jogging!
yokomeso: by mduo, where u going?
mduo: play l4d
xAxOxDx: nice
moot: 9001 if you are athiest, like me.
Acoma: I want to get a 4 door wrangler rubicon, those things are cool as hell, the motor sucks balls though...
xAxOxDx: have fun
d: 9001
yokomeso: i though u beat it?
DarrienRevived: 9002, I'm agnostic.
vf: im savin up to buy a 1969 thunderbird midnight black mustang
mduo: im doing campaign on expert now
fxckyehs: lol
PuebloBoy: PUEBLOBOY SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol.
mr-money: hey guys. i'm back
Acoma: Haha that's f***ing awesome.
fxckyehs: 9001
DarrienRevived: It's G-Money.
vf: hey money wasuuuuuup
yokomeso: good luck, u fag u
xAxOxDx: duo, i am going to be starting expertt soon too, once i get away from here lol
xAxOxDx: yo money whats up
mduo: ya have fun with cogs 2
nmhmn: no one cares
mduo: haha nice
yokomeso: I WILL!
mr-money: who is this? new username?
DarrienRevived: Money bags.
xAxOxDx: lol aod420247
mduo: my L4D copy is full russian, i dont understand any of it
mr-money: ok sure
yokomeso: byes mduo, kill them witches
PuebloBoy: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!
vf: no he hacked aods account
mduo: mmmk see ya later
yokomeso: and boomers
xAxOxDx: the witches are bitches!!!
mr-money: apparently 9 people have been auto banned since i was gone...!
yokomeso: ya, hey r
xAxOxDx: nah vf, he can see whats my ip
vf: lol
fxckyehs: whata shame
yokomeso: wcth=bitch=suckscock
xAxOxDx: damn auto ban in place? nice
vf: i havent been banned so i must be a good boy lol
DarrienRevived: Yeah, money how have the issues een working out? Are there any more serial spammers working their way in?
mr-money: yeah. if you go to the bottom of the mod page, you can see a list of ppl banned
PuebloBoy: "farts"
xAxOxDx: some one sent me your swf all decompiled though, they seem to think they can make thenself a mod with it....
DarrienRevived: Bless you.
yokomeso: mr-money!
Acoma: Cock and balls?
yokomeso: give me money or i will call myfriend to steal from u
mr-money: haha no, they can't, because the mod page only allows mods to access it
NO: well then
xAxOxDx: right
mr-money: what they can do is get the mod button visible, but they can't do anything with it
xAxOxDx: where is this mod page?
DarrienRevived: Awesome.
NO: lol
vf: hey mr money waterproofninja was waitin ta say hi ta u earlier but he got tired and left
mr-money: yeah i've been sleeping for hours
PuebloBoy: Many Americans failed to realize that the bird is the word.
fxckyehs: lazy
Yooo its Zam: i only got one
fxckyehs: whats the word? :O
yokomeso: so, will this thing become so incredibly popular every newgrounder will be on it?
mr-money: but yeah, xA, the mod page is just the thing when you click "ban user"
a butt: hey im a butt
xAxOxDx: oh
Jesus Juice: Hello yall
DarrienRevived: So, Moneyman, is this applet a temporary endeavor or is its permanent establishment still tentative?
McFaggot: Ello
a butt: newgrounds hasnt been interesting in about 5 years
Yooo its Zam: AOD
xAxOxDx: nice i didnt see that inever clicked it
mr-money: i'm keeping it. i just saw the view count and it has mega views
Jesus Juice: This is pretty neat
Yooo its Zam: are u going to join my flash?
DarrienRevived: So, what -has- been the most interesting thing that has happened on Newgrounds that you guys can think of?
yokomeso: will somone use my s***ty music for their flash?
vf: i think the most intersting and sad thing was the death of livecorpse
yokomeso: PA LEASE!
DarrienRevived: That doesn't seem like the best way to advertise your stuff, Yoko.
xAxOxDx: i might join yoo
McFaggot: Im making a video game but someones already my audio crew
vf: that or the bend phenomenon
nmhmn: any one know any good songs?
PuebloBoy: Who wants me to be a voice of a character in their flash movie?
mr-money: lol xA, you never clicked that button? that's the thing you can use to ban ppl
yokomeso: okay.... i have jazzy stuff, and guitar stuff and a lil techno stuff
mr-money: well actually, i see you've never banned anyone, so cool
xAxOxDx: no i know, i just thought i clicked a name and clicked ban
xAxOxDx: i havent had to ban anyone yet
yokomeso: ALSO--- i have a new song that i do not have up yet.... but it has guitar and piano>>>!
fxckyehs: moneyman, you should create different rooms to keep conversations better and less chaotic
Jesus Juice: I cant even tell if this is real or fake
xAxOxDx: plus where is view count? i take it i cant see that?
mr-money: i need to check my records to see if these people were auto banned correctly
DarrienRevived: Oh, Jesus, you're so silly.
RetributionVox: It's time...
mr-money: no, the newgrounds view count
McFaggot: who owns this chat room?
xAxOxDx: oh ok
mr-money: i'm talking about
xAxOxDx: whats the msg count toal at now?
yokomeso: b00bs
yokomeso: shlt
RetributionVox: What's good everyone?
McFaggot: mr-money, are you the owner?
xAxOxDx: everyhting is good
DarrienRevived: Yo, RetriVox.
RetributionVox: That's what's up...
Jesus Juice: It just seems like a flash that is ll too convincing
yokomeso: mr-money is the CEO
mr-money: hold on. i need to do some stuff then i'll tell you
xAxOxDx: mgfaggot...lmao i was tkaing a drink and saw your name and almost spit tea all over my kb
IrkenExperiment995: hello
xAxOxDx: mc*
RetributionVox: Everyone...don't sleep on this guy on NG named REDEMPTI0N, he is The s***
DarrienRevived: Don't sleep on him or with him?
xAxOxDx: lol
yokomeso: dew u like black teaxAcOxDx?
RetributionVox: umm Both..
fxckyehs: wtf that makes no sense
DarrienRevived: Interesting.
xAxOxDx: nah, im drinking lipton cold brew
Ghost: im bored
yokomeso: if its diet ur going to gain the LBS
Yooo its Zam: I need voice actor for my flash PM llomasboy to sign up (deep voiced please)
DarrienRevived: Are you a female, RetriVox?
RetributionVox: Yooo
Mc1337: Whats the topic?
yokomeso: i am female
RetributionVox: I can voice act for you
Ghost: im bi
DarrienRevived: I love females, by the way.
yokomeso: me too!
DarrienRevived: And depending on the male, I guess I could love you too.
matt 123: hiii
Bill Cosby: I love you Darrien
RetributionVox: Yooo its Zam, PM me.
DarrienRevived: Thank god Bill Cosby loves me.
RetributionVox: newgrounds.com/RetributionVox
yokomeso: my real name is Rock
fxckyehs: lol
Bill Cosby: Your just so loveable really
xAxOxDx: yooo pm me too, i can do some voiceovers for you, just tell me what you need
yokomeso: but u can call me pebble
fxckyehs: ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
matt 123: 9090
DarrienRevived: Mmmm, I think you and I will hit it off real nice, Bill.
Bill Cosby: and then I make a face like this (-'-'-)>
yokomeso: 180
DarrienRevived: So, Yoko, you're a female with the name Rock.
fxckyehs: yoko ooonnnooooo
yokomeso: u can call me pebble
RetributionVox: CRAP! I have a penis!
fxckyehs: ACH NEIN!
xAxOxDx: lol
yokomeso: OH GAWD!
yokomeso: my lesbo dreams are shattered
DarrienRevived: I don't think that ruins your chances with me, Voxy.
RetributionVox: GHEM HEIL HITLER!
xAxOxDx: yo money, any idea why the radnomizer stops playing music after a few songs?
DarrienRevived: So Yoko, Rock is when you feel masculine and Pebble is what you go by when you're feeling girly?
xAxOxDx: lol
fxckyehs: ACH NEIN
yokomeso: ur reading me like an open book!
fxckyehs: HITLER IST MEIN BRUDER!
fxckyehs: :O
shadowdogg E: im hungry
DarrienRevived: Oh, I'll open you.
Yooo its Zam: HEY
DarrienRevived: But I really do think Bill Cosby has his eyes on me.
shadowdogg E: and died
yokomeso: stop it, myn nipples r hardening
AT TEI: sup
Bill Cosby: Like an eagle about to strike
Bill Cosby: 3
DarrienRevived: I think Yoko, Bill, and me are going to have a really nice threesome.
adffd: PENIS
Bill Cosby: Woohoo!
Bill Cosby: I like puddin
yokomeso: *dress falls off*
Yooo its Zam: IF YOU WANT TO VOICE ACT FOR A COMING UP FLASH PM llomasboy NOW BEFORE THE OPPURTUNITY IS OVER (I NEED DEEP VOICED PEOPLE)
adffd: CHOCOLATE RAIN
DarrienRevived: Any other participants? Zam, would you want to record an orgy?
yokomeso: i like guys who use pills called "ExtenZ"
adffd: i ate over 9000 extenz
DarrienRevived: ::remorselessly penetrates Yoko::
fxckyehs: thats great . you love fake men
adffd: yes
adffd: urrrgh
fxckyehs: you sicken me
DarrienRevived: Hey, don't you love fake women, though?
yokomeso: *I like men who make me scream
johnnyo234: hi ppl :)
adffd: GOODNESS
fxckyehs: pshhh
DarrienRevived: And I'm well on my way to making you scream.
adffd: your penis is tiny
DarrienRevived: You know that quite intimately, don't you?
fxckyehs: not really but kind of yeah
yokomeso: not after he looks at me
fxckyehs: lol
DarrienRevived: Mmm, Yoko.
fxckyehs: get a room!
yokomeso: mmm, chocolate... i mean whoever im doing right now!
fxckyehs: lol
fxckyehs: BURRRNNN!!!
DarrienRevived: You know, if it turns out you're not actually a girl -- and are really a fat, balding waste of a recliner, you better have a fanfriggintastic personality.
suerf: hhasdfghjkl;
yokomeso: back in china people think im a whore :(
xAxOxDx: lol darren
vf: ach phone call sorry peoples
DarrienRevived: Seriously?
fxckyehs: a fat dirty man whore?
DarrienRevived: That means you put out. Can we talk some more please.
vf: lmao
DarrienRevived: *?
fxckyehs: darren
yokomeso: no, a hot, dripping with sweat and beautifukl slut whore
fxckyehs: watch your kidneys
yokomeso: i have 3 STDS
fxckyehs: hahahhahhahaa!!!!
DarrienRevived: I think I'll have to watch everything within the general vicinity of my genitalia. But it's so worth it.
yokomeso: and im working on a fourth
johnnyo234: ........................
vf: wow is that a record?
fxckyehs: lmfao xD
DarrienRevived: I'm her fourth.
johnnyo234: std free condems :0
DarrienRevived: I put the sex back into sexually transmitted disease.
fxckyehs: no this girl at my school [the school slut] had pretty much everything except aids
yokomeso: if only i was so addicted to sex
vf: damn!
yokomeso: can i have her #?
DarrienRevived: Yoko, what's important is that you like-like me.
SupahHank: hay guys it only took me 3 minutes to cum :o
fxckyehs: ha trust me you dont want it. shes the ugliest little b*tch ever
johnnyo234: easye s musick sucks ballz
vf: thats eether really good or very bad
DarrienRevived: While I may be sexually active and open, I don't understand why you're telling that to us.
Yooo its Zam: DARRIEN!
EasyE: I don't really listen to it
DarrienRevived: Yes, Zam?
EasyE: It's just a nickname
johnnyo234: oh ok good
johnnyo234: ;)
xAxOxDx: money, the pause button doesnt work right all the time, sometimes it plays a new random song...lol
Turtle: Hey hey everyone
yokomeso: ever since my lukieumia treatments, i had to go through 3 corpses for new bones in my body
vf: is money still hrer?
DarrienRevived: That's undeniably one of the hottest things I've heard.
yokomeso: in fact, i am known as the walking whore slut corpse back in india
EasyE: like a zombie with less odour?
DarrienRevived: And that comes up as a close second.
vf: wow i thought u were just a legend!
fxckyehs: haha i dont believe your fake sh*t
johnnyo234: lol
DarrienRevived: So, technically, that doesn't count as necrophillia, right? 'Cause she's animate?
Yooo its Zam: AOD!!!!!
DarrienRevived: Why are you yelling, Zam?
nmhmn: f*** you all
xAxOxDx: what?
vf: it only counts as necrophilia if she doesnt want it
johnnyo234: yeah
xAxOxDx: and yeah why are you yelling at me?
DarrienRevived: Isn't that rape?
Yooo its Zam: are u going to sign up for the flash?
yokomeso: i had a hard time dealing with assholes and finding dead bodies skinny enough to fit me
vf: he wants uuu
johnnyo234: lol
DarrienRevived: So you have a really, really .. large .. soul.
johnnyo234: pinis
fxckyehs: COIN SLOT OINTMENT!
xAxOxDx: yah ill sign up
Yooo its Zam: soooooo
yokomeso: so i had to get them myself... yes my soul is huge, just like my CLlt
vf: i bet thats not the only thing thats large its probly like tryinta fit a hotdog down a hallway with her
DarrienRevived: Is your clit large enough to deepthroat me with?
fxckyehs: ew a big clit is the nastiest thing ever
xAxOxDx: omg
Yooo its Zam: PM me so i can find out ur NG account
DarrienRevived: Well, I guess technically, I'd be doing the deepthroating.
yokomeso: larger
EasyE: chat's always end up the same way
xAxOxDx: ok
johnnyo234: i have a really, really .. large pinis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!111111
DarrienRevived: One.
johnnyo234: ...
xAxOxDx: whats your ng username
yokomeso: hey jonny.... wats the length?
johnnyo234: lol
vf: i doubt that i mean u cant even spell penis
johnnyo234: 7 in
Yooo its Zam: my NG account is llomasboy
flexmaster: hej hej :) snakke dig dansk
DarrienRevived: Well, it could make sense. The larger the penis, the less bloodflow there is to his noggin.
yokomeso: bigger then average jonny, good job
fxckyehs: "i have big pins and buttons"
EasyE: could be
fxckyehs: lol
johnnyo234: lol ty
m: yeah
EasyE: chat rooms are for the truly bored
flexmaster: hahah dude you´re so f***ing sad
yokomeso: i have to go murder some more people, c ya latter guys
fxckyehs: damnstraight
DarrienRevived: You're very welcome. THat still makes you a dumbass, though.
m: then why are you here
vf: lol is that y u are here easy e?
DarrienRevived: WAIT.
EasyE: yes it is, I'm bored
DarrienRevived: Yoko.
xAxOxDx: msg sent
yokomeso: bye darrien
DarrienRevived: I'd like a kiss.
vf: i dont have any messages :(
johnnyo234: .......hmmm i feel like watching internet porn
EasyE: I'm drinking vodka and watching this foolishness
yokomeso: *spreads ass cheeks*
yokomeso: *poot8*
vf: i have some brandy u wanna trade?
EasyE: that* foolishness
DarrienRevived: ::censored::
DarrienRevived: Oh, that was good.
fxckyehs: cunnntaroonie


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