yokomeso's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[F U Clock - P.I.]

under the hat is a kick ass hair cut

this chrecter is a BA clock out to make a living the hard way, and the hard way is always full of cocks,.. i mean clocks

[Resident Evil: TSR 1]

Meu deus

Very funny,
Eu gosto de ostentar Pedo a melhor.

vc um gaúcho?

[Dimlight]

YES!

one of the best twilight paradies ever flashed

[Nameless 6 Vol.3 Part 2/2]

Sa weet

Tome And Jerrying ending is awesome!! so is ther series! u goin to make mo´ cripple boy and chocolateman toons???

[How the Swine Flu Started]

Funny but

Its cald Swine Flu not Swine STD :(

[bluh bluh bluh.]

Sa-Wheat

Don't Mess Wit The Meds!!

[Brawl Funnies [dick 3]]

All about the message

I think your are right about how on Newgrounds things are becoming conformed to the way a lot of immature and undeveloped minds think. There are great flashes and movies on here, but its blame is not all on one thing, but a combination of all (Authors, Writers, the Audiance and Newgrounds).

Having the ability to promote Art is power, and I would like Newgrounds to promote more Art not to the majority, but to the quality NG likes itself, hopefully others will enjoy it too.

It sounds like you have gotten to the point where you don't like the things NG is promoting- I will have to jump in that boat too. I will be searching (like you said) for cartoons I like instead of just eating some of the garbage on th efront page

dreftclub responds:

A few months ago ashford pride made a movie with a foreboding title. It was called "Awesome Grounds".

Well ladies and gentlemen, that's might as well what this site should be called (at least right now), with the top row on the front page slot dedicated to an "awesome" movie and an "awesome" parody, an "awesome" t-shirt in the newgrounds store, and pretty much every "awesome" movie in the top 100, along with han's "awesome's creed".

I can't go to newgrounds with seeing something not about egoraptor or his coveted video game parody series. It makes me wonder sometimes if pursuing anything but half-assed cartoons making mildly funny observations about video games laced with profanity is even worth it. Truly, they are what bring the masses of 13-year olds to this site, and thus increases traffic and competition in the internet world. But you have to ask yourself, with this sort of two-bit audience increasing in numbers, are they really interested in watching anything else?

I understand that it's a dog eat dog world in the online entertainment business, and to compete you have to pretty much put up content that a majority of internet browsers would click on. This includes either women or video games. Things they already know they want. And that's all they want. They sign up, watch more, and come back and do it again later. They're trained to know that what they want is easily accessible and is promoted all over the site.

Original content is often shuffled off to the bottom of the page, or never gets any attention to begin with. Now comes into play the whole 'they won't click on it unless there's a boob for the icon', etc etc. That's because they've been fashioned to think that way.

I'm not saying i have all the mysterious answers to the way people's minds work. But this much is true - if all people click on are breasts and video game icons, and you give them breasts and video game icons, you're not pushing the envelope.

Newgrounds is the epitome of user-generated content. We already have a massive advantage over youtube in the fact that making a cartoon involves so much more creativity than snappily editing your webcam footage. So instead of 200 cartoons coming out every minute, we have 200 cartoons coming out every day. That gives someone a better chance of breaking out and being discovered for his hard work, and a reward for a job well done.

But in the same way that viewers are trained that they don't have to go out of their way to avoid original content they would otherwise enjoy, authors are becoming more and more disenchanted with their personal creations and are turning to nerd culture icons and cheap tactics to get viewers.

I can't tell you how many animators I have spoken to that have shunned their own creations in favor of sub-pop culture parody and disjointed scripts sprinkled with toilet humor and profanity. a cartoon catering to everyone who's forgotten what cartoons are all about. And here we are shoving away everything about cartoons that was originally appealing and magical, because we're pretty much forced to.

I'm not pointing the finger at any one person here. I think it's part of the bigger picture - bigger than Newgrounds, too. But if people really care about the future of cartoons and animation, we wouldn't be seeing this kind of blatant favoritism.

People will find what they want if they want it. They don't need to be spoon fed it all.

For thirty years animators who strive to create something genuinely unique have gotten nothing but a slap in the face. It's sickening and it has to stop someday, before they all disappear.

Lastly, this post is not about me. I'm not writing this out of self-pity, bitterness or spite. I'm being honest. I care a lot about the future of animation, and what I see around me is very troubling. The industry is bad enough, but where the future lies is in the small corners of the animation world. Newgrounds is one of them. I spend a lot of time trying to encourage and teach frame-by-frame animation, and creating your own characters and scripts. That is what is important

[TANKMEN: Tankbusters]

G eye Joe

The candian military flag, snake allusions, erection doom and overall NG tanking was wat made this movie great! Even though i thought the Obama joke was a lil out of place, I would vote for a president with JarJar's voice neday.. Good job soldiers

[TT: 011 Runner II]

GR8

xtremly creative, and time consuming too,
It def deserves the spot it got!

[Weebl and Bob : Gooshine]

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Sunshine lol sunshine
that is th movie in a eggshell